Nazi-cancer, Herpes and the imaginary ass talk it out

- Did I tell you? When I woke up today, I was all ugly you know, no make up, nothing..and my boyfriend says he’s never seen a more beautiful girl and I’m like Oh shut up…, said Hybris rolling her eyes
- So?, replied Narcissist disregarding her friend’s commentary, I tell myself that everyday…
- You’re just jealous cos your name sounds like Nazi-cyst, said Hybris to herself
- Really? At least it doesn’t sound like an STD…
- You guys, are you fighting? Vanity is the plague of the modern girl, don’t you know that?, said Pretentious entering the conversation. And saying that, she walked away, leaving Narcissist and Hybris alone.
- …at least we look good, not like Miss Pretend-she’s-got-an-ass, whispered Hybris to Narcissist